Never Know What You'll Find in the Laundry

Don't you hate it when you sort the clothes to do laundry, check all the pants pockets and pull out the assortment of loose change, screws and receipts from your husband's pockets, then run them through the washing machine cycle and as you are putting them in the dryer, you see this at the bottom of the washing machine?

Oh, that never happens to you?  Well, never mind.