You Probably Live in the Country . . .

I have made a list of things that probably apply to you if you live in the country.  I am not making any of these up, they actually all apply to me:

1.  Every vehicle in your yard has a trailer and a 4-wheeler attached.

2.  You buy deer corn for your husband at Ace Hardware in town.  Side note:  Don't put deer corn inside your vehicle.  It usually has weevils and they are tiny little bugs that get everywhere.  Ew - now I know.

3.  You buy your entire wardrobe at Ace Hardware while buying deer corn.  Carhartt shirts, Carhartt pants, Carhartt jacket.  Oh, and maybe a Carhartt hat for good measure.  Done.

4.  You have horse treats in the pockets of your jacket.

5.  You wear rubber boots out to get the newspaper or hang clothes because of the recent snake movements.

6.  You are well versed in what a "good snake" looks like and what a "bad snake" looks like. 

7.  You buy yogurt for your horse because she has stomach problems.

8.  You can't get anything done around the house because now it's shrimping season AND deer season.

More to come I'm sure . . .